92 percent of teenagers are, in fact, screaming annoying kids

Many people once thought the world was flat, and many people seem to think writing reviews for products online are actually helpful.

I'm not talking professionals from Rolling Stone and movie websites. I'm talking Itunes and amazon, woot, etc. from customers with no shopping agenda.

I like a decent customer review, with thoughtful ideas properly written to illustrate what is good about an album, or a product.

And it may sound like I'm mad about something here, when I'm not. Just dumbfounded and coming to terms with reviews by OzGeorge on Itunes.

While I have my own gripes and grievances about Miley Cyrus and Jonas Bros, I don't have an opinion about people that listen to them, because they're mostly screaming annoying kids. I'm not going to like screaming, annoying kids anyway, so why care what they listen to?

92 percent of teenagers are, in fact, screaming annoying kids. That's a real stat.

Now, what I don't do is go on websites and defy their music or productivity becuase I don't like screaming, annoying teenagers. But OzGeorge and every 30-year old, hanging onto Pearl Jam's greatest hits and The Real World, can't let this go. He had to defiantly say Hanson was the better alternative to Jonas Bros. He had to say Miley Cyrus had no musical talent. He had to say Mariah Carey's E=MC2 had no originality. All previous mentions received one star.

Why?

Becuase, I've learned, time is no of essense to some people. Wasting time is actually the most productive part of the day for some, and that despite public opinion, the things whiny, annoying, spoiled, screaming teenagers are admiring and hollering over today, are the same things we all used to holler and admire back in the day, no matter how long ago that was.

Things I did while bored today:

Looked up ulcers online, becuase I think I have one, or three.


Other un-notable things I "learned":
1. The only grievance about this blog so far is that I don't post enough.
2. This more of something I learned back in high school. Lyrics from NOFX's Louise are absolutely grotesque and hilarious. "Treat my clit like bubble gum/bitch make me cum." Ah, the good ol' days.
3. Van Halen had 4 lead singers, one of which nobody knows about.
4. The only tough part of reading is having time.
5. Eddie Murphy's Raw is my favorite comedy special of all-time, but David Cross has some of my favorite jokes, and neither Cross or Murphy are remotely as good as Richard Pryor is to me... Don't bother figuring that out.
6. Even if you have a cold, people will undoubtedly refer to you as a pervert if you a box a Kleenex anywhere in your room.