Snot rags from the past week.

First off, I have to apologize for not posting anything good this week. I've been sick, really sick. Instead of giving you blow-for-blow, snot-for-snot, recollections of my week behind mucus bars, I felt like saving you the tissues.

I'll give you a couple things I did during this time, however, to try and hold you over for a couple more days:
1. Saw the movie "The Boy Who Could Fly". There's a definite story behind this movie, but its not good enough to mention and the movie isn't good enough to imdb. Just know that I made my roommate rent it on Netflix and burn it for me.
2. I really only look forward to Playboy to see who's being interviewed. The interviews are about seven pages long.
3. Cottonelle is the best toilet paper to blow your nose with. I haven't done research on this, but I've blown my nose 1,000 times this week and not once has my nose been uncomfortable or red from it.
4. Sleep, in 8-hour doses, isn't painful. Sleep, 20-hour doses, damaging.
5. New phone today means new ephoto blog-journalism. Probably better picture quality too.
6. Small Lenders bagels are the best bagels, but the larger Lenders bagels aren't that good. What's wrong here?
7. New Metallica Guitar Hero makes me feel like a rock star again.
8. I have zero jokes to tell when I'm sick, so I must be getting better.